The wish corrupting game

Ok this is game I used in another forums that I used to go on to

Basially, you make a wish and then the person who posts below you corrupts/destroys it and then make a wish of their own.

For example:

First person:I wish that I had a million dollars

Next person: Granted but a fire goes up and burns it all up
I wish I could fly...

So on and so forth, up for it?


I wish I could fly

Granted, but when you fly it causes extreme pain that lasts about an hour everytime you land. o:

I wish I had a pet unicorn ;;

Granted, but then it was killed after being shot by a hunter who then sold it as a stuffed mythical creature for a billion dollars.

I wish I could read minds

Granted, but you have no control over it, so you hear EVERYONES thought within 50 miles of you. (Sucks, huh?) ;D

I wish I had a cookie. D:

Granted but then I stole it and ate it =P

I wish there were more hours in the day

Granted, But you cant eat food anymore. o_________o

I wish i had no school ? D:

Granted, but instead you have to work 20 hours a day to survive.

I wish I lived in Europe. ;;

Granted, but it started raining EVERYDAY & your house flooded.

I wish i was rich LOL.

Granted, but you can't use your money on anything else but Skittles. o:

I wish I wasn't thirsty. QQ

Grantedd, but nao your hungry instead.

I wish i had a kitty. >:

Granted, but then it scratches your eyes out O.o

I wish I'd have less fights with everyone D:

Granted, But then no one ever spoke to you. o-o

I wish i was taller ? >:

Granted, but then you tower over everyone, but yer still secksi.

I wish I met Bill Gates.
Don't ask why.

Granted, but then he died of a heart attack after. o__o;

I wish i had 100k cash. LOLOL.

Granted but you get into a debt you can't get out of.

I wish my MSN would stop crashing x.o

Granted, but then your pc/laptop broke down & you cant fix it.

I wish ppl would be more active on our forums. o_o

Granted, but you are then a hyprocrite cuz your the one that made my comp break down and I can't fix it - so therefore, can't get on the forums D:

I wish I won't be nervous when going for my interviews

LOLOLOLOL...

Granted, but then you fail your interview ? ;|

I wish i had 2 birthdays. xD

If I fail my interviews, I might just cry ;_;

Granted but it's only happened because your parents have been celebrating your birthday on the wrong date every year since you were born and so if you count the wrong one and the right one, you theoretically have two birthdays...

I wish dad stocked up on apple juice instead of orange juice in the house xD

(this game iz thee best yet ;D)

Granted. But the apple juice makes u constipated for a yr.

I wish i could sing better.

Granted, but you can only sing notes that can shatter glass and people all around you wish they could sew up your mouth =x

I wish I could sleep as much as I like.

Granted. But when u go to sleep u never wake up and u suffer from starvation.

I wish i had a bigger room.

Granted but 9/10 of the room is filled with crap you hate D:

I wish I could juggle everything in my life better.

Granted. But you have nothing in your life now...

i wish i could go without eating eva >:O

Granted, but instead you have to resort to getting all your resources through drinking and so everything you ever get is disgusting and gooey.

I wish I was a tidier and more organised person xD